ustas_fish (just_ustas) wrote,
ustas_fish
just_ustas

A Cat's Diary


Day 751:

My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

 I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

 :-)


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